Brain Flows Like Water 024: Road Rage

They say your first is always your most inexperienced…either that, or your first was your best. However, there’s always a first for everything? The question now is whether I was just randomly rambling bs, or whether I was eluding to something, hahaha :D

Random 1: Do all Christian girls know what the Shocker is? Heck, they’re doing it in pictures…so they either don’t know, or they don’t care ;)

In other random news, I finally got off my fat, lazy, sexy ass and got my G1. Yeah, your roads are a little more dangerous now because I plan to secretly funnel money from somewhere to modify the Accord. Actually, I’m going to follow my original plan and buy an 86 Tercel, and make it a Sleeper. But yes, it’s about time I grew up and accepted my responsibility to drive. I just hope all the others out there do the same to me.

Random 2: Quizno’s now has FLATBREAD PIZZA. Go and try the Buffalo Chicken version, because it’s DAMN exhilarating. I haven’t had that much excitement since Minnie touched me in sexual ways at Disney. Their Philly Cheese Steak sandwich isn’t half bad either…I’ll be sure to try Honey Bourbon next time :)

Random 3: You complete me. Now give me my money back, baby.

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