Hurray, hurray, marks have been released today.
Except for one, just that one, if we all got that one, we could all really have fun.
As my tradition follows, rather than lay my head in the gallows,
which I probably do anyway, with all the things I’m about to say,
the following post will either be a massage or a roast,
for the profs and TA’s we’ve had for around 90 days.
Here come the awards, please give a round of applause,
because paying to learn how to learn and having laughs is such a worthy cause!