blogONEThis is the first post of the new year and hopefully sparks a revival for my posting. Following tradition, here are the various achievements my profs have unlocked, for better or for worse. Click on through for the achievements that don’t help anyone’s gamerscore or increase the size of their e-peen.
Most Flak From Students: Prof Shruti
First time teaching OM at UOIT, he was bound to expect something from us. However, I don’t think anything prepared him for 2nd year students that complained mostly about everything and didn’t exactly want to work for anything. It was after the first midterm that students were complaining he didn’t “spoon-feed us or meticulously give us instructions on how to do things”. When doing a Q&A session on how to improve, he began to be criticized for being “biased” and “difficult” by “silencing students”. That rant will never come out, but just know that university expects you to know how to self-learn…thats what you pay for, anyway.
Owes Most Coffee: Prof Sharam
We had a rule in our signals classes with him: Those who are late owes coffee. Apparently the rule doesn’t apply to the professor though…
I Don’t Want You To Suffer: Prof Krasman
When I was doing my undergraduate, I absolutely hated, hated, HATED cumulative exams…so I’m not going to do that to you guys.
Sly, jerkface SOB: Prof Krasman
On November 11, there was a mishap at UOIT where the main water supply ruptured due to construction and the campus had to be closed. As Krasman was giving out our midterms (in one of the most inefficient manners possible), there was an announcement on the PA system stating the campus was closed and staff and students should not remain on campus. He promptly celebrated loudly, justified it while packing up by quoting the announcement, and promptly high-tailed it. You can think of it as him going “SO LONG, SUCKERSSSSSSSSSSS!!!”, running out with a trail of dust and papers behind him, and us blinking blankly wishing we had our midterms back.
The Researcher: Prof Ma
We were his lab rats, essentially.
I Crush You Now, Not Later: Prof Sharam
During our DSP project presentation which was worth 40%, he cut us off and promptly ended it. If our project was a surgery, it would have been botched and the patient would have exploded into a million bloody chunks like no body has ever exploded before (without explosives). In other words, we mucked up royal. However, with my marks padding from the midterm, quizzes and labs I passed the course 
Lives Out Left4Dead Tuesdays and Thursdays: Prof Shruti
Prof Shruti got shafted pretty royally in terms of when his lectures were… He’d spend 6 hours teaching the same damn thing. Er, rather he’ll spend 3 hours teaching it to one section and then run to another lecture room to teach it again to another section. Now, after lectures there are bound to be zombies infected students that horde around him to ask questions. He has to get from point A to point B and survive, but at the same time dispatch the horde of zombies questions , complain about hating everything, find the pills and check out Zoey’s sweet goodies. Its like he lives out Left4Dead every time he has to lecture.
