Since marks have been distributed for quite some time now, here are those beloved awards/achievements/memories I usually note/give out… I must say, I really enjoyed having a year of mainly business courses. The business profs were a great refresher for my university career. Of course, it was quite cunning and sly to discover that a few other engineering students in 4th year used this tactic:

1. Apply for internships while completing capstone project
2. If internship gained, switch to the management program to validate requirements
3. If no internship, remain in regular engineering program and graduate

Good on them, I guess. They’ll actually return from internship and have “complete bird courses”. Hopefully they don’t fail them. Alternately…they could try switching back to regular engineering, and they would have attempted scamming both the university and employers?

Prof. Bennett

Achievement: Let’s Be Professional…

• regarding the word “professional”, where its usage depends on laws/mandates being around it in order for it to be professional

“I can be a professional baseball player…a professional hooker…No, ‘profession’ is misused!”

Achievement: Engineers Are Efficient Killers

“Doctors kill patients 1 at a time. Engineers kill them in thousands at a time.  ”

Achievement: THIS IS SPARTA.

• ~1200 slides for a cumulative final…

Prof. Ma

Achievement: Clarity Is Key

“Imagine your company sells drugs. Uh, I mean…GOOD drugs.” ‘Good drugs??’ “Yes, good drugs, not the bad ones…”

Prof. Surti

Achievement: Head Fake

• signed up for section 2, FBIT sent email going “AMG MAKE SURE YOU’RE REGISTERED IN RIGHT SECTION”…was supposed to get the other prof AND THEN BAM THEY SWITCHED THINGS ON YOUR ASS.  He either likes a specific few of us and switched so he could teach us. Nevermind, the other prof just bailed.

Achievement: Less Than 3

• Once again, wouldn’t teach more than 3 hours…and therefore changed from 8-11 to 9-11.

Prof. Krasman

Achievement: That Was Very Touching

• Seeing if we should end lecture early

“If you want, I can do ‘Sexual Harassment’ with you right now quickly.”

Prof. Eldery

Achievement: A First For Everything

• 1st university field trip ever (IESO, tweets about coaches, John from IESO calls me out for tweeting our visit…)

Gabriel Marin

Achievement: Noah’s Inbox

• The sending 2 of every email…