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Comical Conversations #11

Today I volunteered with 2 others at an EWB “Water for the World” workshop which was part of National Engineering Month and in conjunction with the Toronto Public Library network. We were at Gerrard-Ashdale today, and hosted Duke of Connaught’s grade 7 students, who were very bright and seemed to enjoy the presentation a lot!

Hustlin’

For the water filter activity, there are some really important elements required, such as a rubber band to hold the cheesecloth in place. Monopoly money was used.

Tommy: …
Monica: You need to buy a rubber band.
Tommy: How much is it?
Monica: $5
Tommy: Yo, she’s hustlin’ us!…

WAIT!

This isn’t much of a “comical conversation” but more of a “That cop is awesome! Woot!”. Monica’s parking was only paid until 3…we left after that.

*leaves library*
*sees cop writing up her car*
Monica: Oh noesssssss
Adwin: WAIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!11111111
Cop: Well, can you pay for the time that you needed?
Monica: DEFINITELY. Thankssssss
*pays and gives cop receipt*

Thanks again, Mr. Police Officer…you are both fair and awesome, amongst many other positive traits.

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Comical Conversations #10

This is the 10th batch of Comical Conversations! Hurray!!!

I C Wut U Did Thar

As I sit in the parked car, 2 girls go up to their car in front of me and notice their parking ticket.

Girl 1: OH NO! A ticket!
Girl 2: What!!!! COME ON!!!!
1: I think you can fight this.
2: I’m going to fight this!!!

My friend comes back…

Ad: The car in front of us got a ticket…and the girls were all emo and angry and said they were going to fight it.
Jon: Um…they ARE parked in the handicap zone. Good luck…

The Best Bands

While in the Old Spaghetti Factory

Jon: So I guess you listen and play a lot of music eh?
Ad: Yeah…I guess so. I probably don’t listen to as many bands as I should. I should expand my horizon and stuff y’know?
J: Hrmm, probably. But there’s only one band that’s good enough for me y’know?
A: Oh yeah??
J: The Radio Band. Cause I listen to the radio.
A: You mean the Radio Frequency Band.
J: Yes, exactly. But I’m not that nerdy to say that… and only us nerds would understand I meant that 😉